Under the Salt

There's a chance that somebody may, at some point, possibly write something here.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

The bravest woman on Earth.

(via seussjuice)

Homophone riddles :)

(NB: Some of these are due to friends.)

  1. Destroy a really red rhythm.
  2. Pick the bubblegum train!
  3. Sharply tap a rhyme on your healthy lunch.
  4. Garçon, a 2 lb. burger *now*!
  5. Yonder being owned by folk.
  6. A little money for the tooth-wound.
  7. The baseball players whistle in the dark.
  8. The place with clothed half-men.
  9. Lift the sun, burn the town.
  10. A joke for the child’s farm animal.
  11. Bollywood star with a broken arm.
  12. Ace the First Communist essay test.
  13. Punishment, for change, not yet halfway.
  14. Flower-girl on a bicycle.
  15. Flower stands crew.
  16. Three strange men were impressed.
  17. All of us cheer and piss.
  18. A king rides a wet horse.
  19. Only Prince is Korean.
  20. Buy soda at a bar while opening up a new website.

Listening on the floor until balance returns to the world.